warning!
this
is
a
joke!
carry
on
reading!
or
you
will
fart,
even
if
you
only
looked
at
the
word
warning!
ONCE
THERE
WAS
A
LITTLE
GIRL
CALLED
FLANDRE,
SHE
WAS
495
YEARS
OLD
AND
SHE
LIVED
IN
A
MENTAL
BASEMENT,
BEACUSE
SHE
KILLED
HER
BEAR
AND
DOLL.
SHE
GOT
SO
BAD
SHE
STARTED
TO
KILL
ALL
THE
STAFF
IN
THE
MANSION
SO
THE
MAID
DECIDED
THAT
THE
BEST
IDEA
WAS
TO
GET
RID
OF
HER
SO
THEY
SET
UP
A
SPECIAL
ROOM
TO
DRAW
HER,
AS
HUMANE
AS
POSSIBLE
BUT
IT
WENT
RONG
THE
MACHINE
THEY
WERE
USEING
WENT
WRONG.
AND
SHE
WAS
SAT
THERE
IN
AGONY
FOR
HOURS
UNTILL
SHE
FINALLY
GOT
DRAWN.
NOW
EVERY
WEEK
ON
THE
DAY
OF
HER
PAINTING
SHE
RETURNS
TO THE
PERSON
THAT
READS
THIS
LETTER,
ON
A
FRIDAY
NIGHT
AT
23:59
SHE
KREEPS
INTO
YOUR
ROOM
AND
SLAPS
YOU,
BUT
SLOWLY
AND
PAINFULLY
SLOWLY
SLAPPING
DIFFRENT
PARTS
OF
UR
BODY
THEN
WATCHES
YOU
FART
TO
DEATH
IF
YOU
DONT
SEND
THIS
TO
(9)
PEOPLE
BY
MIDNIGHT
SHELL
BE
COMEING
TO SLAP
YOU!
SEND
IT
SO
SHE
HAS
ANOTHER
LOAD
OF
PEOPLE
TO
GET
AND
FORGETS
ABOUT
YOU
DONT
BELVE ME
HEY?
EXAMPLE
1:
CHINA
DIDNT BELIVE THIS AND DELETED IT WITHOUT EVEN READING THE WHOLE THING! A FEW DAYS LATER ON THE FRIDAY NIGHT SHE WAS WOKEN UP BY LOUD FOOTSTEPS AND HEAVY BREETHING THERE WAS FLANDRE STANDING THERE WITH A HUGE LAEVATIN AND WELL CHINA IS HISTORY NOW. REMILIA GO FIND A NEW GATEKEEPER!
Finally..
EXAMPLE
2:
PATCHOULI KNOWLEDGE
ONLY SENT IT TO 5 PEOPLE CUZ HE THOUGHT SHED BE SAFE AND IT WAS PROBLY JUST A JOKE BUT ZOMG HOW RONG WAS SHE! SHE PEED HERSELF THE NEXT NIGHT ON FRIDAY AND ILL TELL YA NOW IT WAS REALLY PRETTY FOR FLANDRE(JUST CUZ SHE SENT FIVE SHE DIDNT COMPLETE THE TASK)
EXAMPLE
3:
REMILIA SCARLET
SENT IT TO 8.9 PEOPLE SHE THOUGHT IT WAS CLOSE ENOUGH AND WOULD DO BUT SHE WAS WRONG SHE GOT RAPED THAT NIGHT ON A FRIDAY AND ONCE AGAIN IT WAS REALLY PRETTY FOR FLANDRE!
EXAMPLE 4:
SAKUYA IZAYOI
SENT IT TO 1 PERSON NOT BEILEVING IN THIS CURSE! SHE WAS REALLY REALLY WRONG. THAT FRIDAY NIGHT SHE GOT STABBED IN THE FACE. IT WAS REALLY PRETTY FOR FLANDRE.